Text Talk

Wow, you ARE weird. I thought that I would give you an example of how girls your age talk these days.

" Maddie: Hi BTW u left ur cam. in our strllr
Olivia: thx i was lkn 4 tht
Maddie: lol it out of chrge
Olivia: Ya. i gtg eat bi
Maddie: bibi TTYL c ya
Olivia: c u ltr"

There you go... 13/12 year old text talk. In my century...This is what it means...

" Maddie said, Hi, by the way you left your camera in our stroller.
Olivia/Me said, Thanks I was looking for that.
Maddie said, Laugh Out Loud, It's out of charge.
Olivia said, Yeah, I Got To Go eat goodbye.
Maddie said, Byebye Talk To You Later. See ya.
Olivia said, See you later"

There you go. (translated to old people language by Olivia Leek

Hey, my mom is planting a garden in the back yard. There was a little patch of soil there, with a little path leading up to it. Did you have something there once?

LMK. ( I decided I would start teaching you these things. So if you ever get a cell phone... Or so I don't have to write so much. :) This one means - Let Me Know-)

~ Olivia

Special thanks to Maddie for creating the (made up) conversation! Thanks Maddie!!!

September 11, 1644- around 3 o'clock in the afternoon

When you go to the attic to find something, be firmly assured that you will indeed find something. Unless, of course, the house has been abandoned for many years, in which case, there will be naught but the dust of the decades... I apologize for my strange speaking, but you're mentioning of the attic sparked my inner author and philosopher. I am one strange being, am I not? I feel that I must be a whimsical fairy of sorts, for I am as unlike from any of my family as day is from night. But, to return to the original point...

A mirror? Yes, I own a mirror that fits your given description, but there is one difference; my mirror has no engravings upon its back. But, I suppose, I will have the mirror engraved eventually- what a strange thought! You know more of my future than I myself do!
Yes, my mirror is indeed valuable. My father is a wealthy merchant as well as a member of Parliament. The mirror in question was a gift from the Prime Minister of India.

I have been standing in front of the mirror for many minutes, and -/`~